Fun & Games- June 2014

Fun & Games

Jokes:

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Old Lady.

Old Lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

 

Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?

A: An Eleph-ant!

 

Q: What bird is always out of breath?

A: A puffin!

 

Q:How do you make a Skunk stop smelling?

A: Pinch it’s nose closed!

 

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?

A: Because they never learned the words.

 

Answers to GAC Quiz

1. B. Omnivores

2. .C. In the morning

3. A. Their fin rays

4. True

5. False

6. False

 

Grab a friend, sibling, or parent and do this fun “mad libs” style story.

Lily was going on a long (noun) trip across (country) to visit her (relative). He/she was turning (number) years old. When she was packing her bags Lily made sure to bring plenty of (plural noun), they were (name)’s favorite kind of (food). On the way she stayed with her friend (name). For dinner they had (food) and for dessert they had (food). It took Lily (number) days to get to where she was going. For a birthday present she bought a (noun) it was (adjective) with (adjective) polk-a-dots.

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